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A. A. Milne

Politeness

If people ask me,

I always tell them:

"Quite well, thank you, I'm very glad to say."

If people ask me,

I always answer,

"Quite well, thank you, how are you today?"

I always answer,

I always tell them,

If they ask me

Politely. . . .

BUT SOMETIMES


I wish


That they wouldn't.