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The funniest thing in the world, I know, Is watchin' the monkeys 'at's in the show! Jumpin' an' runnin' an' racin' roun', 'Way up the top o' the pole; nen down! First they're here, an' nen they're there, An' ist a'most any an' ever'where! Screechin' an' scratchin' wherever they go, They're the funniest thing in the world, I know! They're the funniest thing in the world, I think:— Funny to watch'em eat an' drink; Funny to watch'em a-watchin' us, An' actin' 'most like grown folks does! Funny to watch'em p'tend to be Skeerd at their tail 'at they happen to see; But the funniest thing in the world they do Is never to laugh, like me an' you! |